How do I have sex with my bf?

Not. Attractive.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

$100,000 is a little on the high side right...

Volvos don't care

Germans take their police cars very seriously

How many apples grow on trees?

The American Way

Can a Jedi lightsaber cut through Superman?

I should fucking hope not

Stop it Bono!

At first I was like...