Patrice O'Neal: How to tell how pretty a white woman is

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Trying to sleep next to a flappy-mouthed dog

0:52

Human mattress domino world record

2:46

Teaching Kids How to Use Computers

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Stupid: Seesaw Flip

2:30

Broadway actress sings Aladdin's "A Whole New World" amongst drunks at a bar

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Cruise ship has a gyroscopic self-leveling pool table

1:46

WHOA...KFC DOUBLICIOUS...

1:15

Little kid has a converation with himself on the toilet, regrets eating so much

0:33

Sea Lion Chasing King Penguins

1:08

Amazingly detailed football broadcast

3:58

Cute Overload: Meow Compilation

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Dubstep Bird

4:10

3 men steal meat from 15 hungry lions

2:30

Auto-Tuned Billy Mays Tribute

7:06

House made entirely of Legos

0:30

Personal trainer cat

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SNL's Kate McKinnon impersonates Ellen in front of Ellen

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Funerals in the south can be a bit over the top

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