Lukas needs an ass kicking

Guy runs thieves down in his Hummer

Quizno's commercial: "It's not packing any meat...and that's what real women need!"

High Speed Wheelies Are Never Smart

Whale kicks a seal's ass

Dude your girlfriend is a stripper?

This Helicopter is Awesome

Soccer players practice faking injuries

Snorting Coke....a-Cola

Mad TV: Hilarious gangster fight

Robot Chicken: The darkest sketch in television history

This Dog is Ready to Go

Moron Jumps into a Cactus

R. Kelly: Trapped in the Closet at the VMAs

Cool Leaf Burning

A lizard jumps on a guy and he freaks out

Guy tries to jump off of a roof into a pool and misses (partially)

WTF Is With Japanese Commercials

Weird Al: Behind the scenes of "White and Nerdy"

A very, very cool commercial, I really can't describe it, you just have to watch it.

Two Horrific Convertible Crashes

"SHE JUST FUCKIN' SPIT IN MY MOTHAFUCKIN' FACE...SHE SHOULD BE DEAD!!"

This Baby is Awesome

Guy takes a shit off the top of the MGM Grand